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Journey of a clueless boy. Below are the 7 most recent journal entries recorded in the "realashketchum" journal:
March 8th, 2010
03:04 pm

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Writer's Block: Surfin’ Safari
Do you bring your laptop on vacation? Is it to do work or homework or just for the joy of surfing/connecting?

Of course I bring my laptop on vacation, it's nice to troll people over the internet while I'm on vacation. sometimes in Johto I have extra cyber sex with the dutch jew Ayumi. ;v

CHING CHANG HONG SUCK MY BONG!!

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February 13th, 2010
12:35 pm

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Writer's Block: Love on LiveJournal
Have you ever had a crush on another LiveJournal user? If so, did you confess your feelings? What happened?

God, no. All LJ users suck and most likely suck cock, or clits, whichever one makes them gay.

But for Matoi, reasons why everyone is nothing but a slimy sea-slug:

Ayumi- She gets around so much, they wrote the song "99 BOTTLES OF BEAR ON THE WALL" after her. She is honsetly, a fame-whore, and a whore. She'll do anything for a record contract . . . ANYTHING. She sucks more than ED, A highpowered Vaccuum, and Adam Lambert's backup dancers fused together. She would touch herself for lady gaga tickets, and is generally a bitch. No wonder why her mom ran away, Ayumi probably bit her nipples offf, that sea cow. She is generally insane, and if she does not get Hamburgers dipped in sea salt, to fill her sick, canabalistic, needs, she'll rampage so hardcore, that her cock will be shoved up everyone's asses. What a futa hippopotomas. Can you believe i went out with this sick manatee? Even then she had a rod so far up her ass, that rod had a rod going up its ass. After i left her, and banged Shuu so hard that subeta now celebrates that day as its independance day, she ran away with her dildo between her thighs and began to cut herself. That emo rhino.

Naoki- I could never love him, he's too horny. One-night stands plz.

Naoko- She's really young, her plastic surgery makes her look -6. So no thanks.

Kiyoi- there is no way I'll go out with Ayumi's nipple ring. He's so GIRLY, LIKE OMIGAWD. He probably sleeps up her vagina which is why he's always missing. Poor him, gravity sucks. He's a prick too, like a big-ass needle, mr. fucking prick.

Sestuna- OHHH GODDD NOOOO. I would never want that faggot anywhere in my fucking planet. I'll eject him into outer space so he can choke on the semen atmosphere and burn up in the stars, that little kelp-cocksucker. He's just a nusiance, and it's a shame here's no such thing as muzzles. Or else I would pop one on him. Sometimes, he annoys me so much I want him to suck my cock so he can shut up. Dammit Kyra is it that hard to not breast feed him? You egypto-pedo. Oh, and Setsuna, Japan and American rock and have sex a lot while all the other nations are going to be crushed under Ayumi's Man-gina. And Outer Space isn't real, it's just a giant curtain that can suck your V-bag. Your dad is the best man ever for attempting to teach your sorry ass manners, and your mom probably drived herself into a ravine in order to not be with you anymore, js.

Hibiki- No way would I ever date someone that is irrelevant. Or Setsuna's left testicle, shame he applies for both.
 
Kyra- Setsuna's right testicle, and mom.

Jing- Those Yo Momma Jokes are actually describing this retarded asian.

Soul- The only way soul and i would be canon is if I was about 20 feet taller, and was growing multiple arms with green fuzzy shit that sprouts out of more arms on the original arms. Maybe even have a bird inside of me.

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February 7th, 2010
02:02 pm

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Writer's Block: Superbowl madness or sadness?
If you're in the U.S., will you watch all or part of the Superbowl? Do you have a favorite team? If you're not American, what do you think about Superbowl Sunday?

I will not watch the super bowl. I am too busy being a gary-stu and being awesomer than they could ever be. If I do watch a part of the superbowl, it'll be the half time show, because I should be preforming, and I'll just lol at the fail bands humping the mic on the stage while horny sixteen year old nerds show off their vags with braces. I am a rap artist, and I just kick-ass altogether. Enimem, Lil Gay'ne, Drake, and all of the other RAPISTS can suck it dry!

My favorite team is the Ketchups!! They are awesome, and just damn raw. They are much better than any football team, because it is just me. I sleep with all the groupies too, it's just a good way to keep the condiment stand going. Ayumi, Kyra, Naoko and hell, even a a little of the treefucker soul. It's a shame the other matoi males cannot get laid like I do.

Maybe they should take up a sport that isn't ballet? Pos faggots.

Since I was made in japan, but americanized by faggots who suck at dubbing, the super bowl sucks. Way to break plumbing by elephant stampeding down the hall BECAUSE YOU ARE WATCHING A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS WRESTLE OVER A MOTHERFUCKING BALL. You wish that was you, and you weren't eating cheetos until your wife leaves you for a high school student on your recliner chair in your worn out underwear cause you can't afford shit with your home-equity loan, asshole.

I am the best, everyone should watch me and not the superbowl

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September 16th, 2009
07:46 pm

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It sucks to be Ash!

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September 14th, 2009
01:42 pm

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Well....

I'm in the hospital.

I was chillin on the homedeck, you catch my drift. And then, out of fucking no where an arrow comes and hits me in the thigh. It went right through, Like a Taco Bell Burrito.

and then I look down and freak it out. Another arrow hits me in the stomach, four more hit me in my torso.

Like what is this hater's damage? Another one hits me in the stomach, one hits me in the face. Four more hit me on my legs.

Two of them hit me...in my moneymaker, what makes the ladies scream for a daily dose of KETCHUM!

you all know you want some Ketchum Ketchup, especailly you, Ayumi.

Six more arrows graze me and give me really deep cuts.

then she misses right above my head, the other one tore off my pants.

So I'm running around pantsless and then I see her, she's even more of a man-bitch than Ayumi....

KYRA ASENATH SHOT ME 18 TIMES WITH A BOW AND ARROW!

WHAT A GRASS.

so then, I'm bleeding in the corner and Hibiki finds me, and even though he wants to kick me, I'm the head alpha male that drives the ratins so he calls 911 and I'm sent to the hospital.

I'm going to be here for two weeks, and Soul visited me, but all she did was hump some trees. The Foilage fucker was tackled by 8 incredibly grossed out security personel and the Nurses and Doctors were either laughin' there ass off, or panicing like hell that

"OMG A CRACK ADDICT IS IN MY HOSPITAL!!"

well she was arrested and given a ticket of 385$ and could face 23-42 days in prison if convicted.

And I'm making a song to get back at Kyra. It's going to be titled, "Asian Whore"

It'll be a smash hit!

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September 13th, 2009
08:09 pm

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Ohnoes.
Well, I am reading all these things about tea parties, and fun times with the group, etc. But I am never there. I mean I know you guys don't hate me.

But I have been too busy with my rap CD.

Here's a Track

You may think you're all hot
well guess what
you have no reason to trot
I know you're a loser, I know your a bitch
so hurry up and get lynched.

You cry to yo momma
about how much you really wanna
be like me
but guess what
there's only one Ash Ketchum
...and that's me


I'm Ash Ketchum
I am smashum
and if you don't like it
you can go and fuck it
you think this is all fun
we'll guess what
Imma pry your bun

You don't invite me to anything
but that's fine cause you're nothing
you want to do boring shit
well guess what
I'm not buying into your trick

You cry to yo momma
about how much you really wanna
be like me
but guess what
there's only one Ash Ketchum
...and that's me

I'm Ash Ketchum
I am smashum
and if you don't like it
you can go and fuck it
you think this is all fun
we'll guess what
Imma pry your bun

Baby don't go
you'll never find another guy like me
baby don't go
cause I'm the damn sweet ectasy

You cry to yo momma
about how much you really wanna
be like me
but guess what
there's only one Ash Ketchum
...and that's me

I'm Ash Ketchum
I am smashum
and if you don't like it
you can go and fuck it
you think this is all fun
we'll guess what
Imma pry your bun

War Out

Muthafucka's

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September 12th, 2009
05:56 pm

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Ash!

I AM GOING TO BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER

KICK SOME ASS AND GONNA BE FASTER.

GONNA BE IN MIKUFWAH'S FIC

SO DON'T ADD ME IF YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SHIT PEACE!

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I'm now a rap artist too.

Comment to add about my adventures with:

Ayumi: My ex girlfriend.

Naoki: A boy obsessed pervert who makes advances on me

Naoko: Naoki's twin sister, she's a sweet lolita.

And the other group

Setsuna: the ass.

Kyra: a girl that defends the ass and makes a tag team with Ayumi to rip me a new asshole

Hibiki: An emo music kid

Soul: A girl who fucks trees and likes nature.

All of these friends are on MY journey.

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