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September 14th, 2009
01:42 pm

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Well....

I'm in the hospital.

I was chillin on the homedeck, you catch my drift. And then, out of fucking no where an arrow comes and hits me in the thigh. It went right through, Like a Taco Bell Burrito.

and then I look down and freak it out. Another arrow hits me in the stomach, four more hit me in my torso.

Like what is this hater's damage? Another one hits me in the stomach, one hits me in the face. Four more hit me on my legs.

Two of them hit me...in my moneymaker, what makes the ladies scream for a daily dose of KETCHUM!

you all know you want some Ketchum Ketchup, especailly you, Ayumi.

Six more arrows graze me and give me really deep cuts.

then she misses right above my head, the other one tore off my pants.

So I'm running around pantsless and then I see her, she's even more of a man-bitch than Ayumi....

KYRA ASENATH SHOT ME 18 TIMES WITH A BOW AND ARROW!

WHAT A GRASS.

so then, I'm bleeding in the corner and Hibiki finds me, and even though he wants to kick me, I'm the head alpha male that drives the ratins so he calls 911 and I'm sent to the hospital.

I'm going to be here for two weeks, and Soul visited me, but all she did was hump some trees. The Foilage fucker was tackled by 8 incredibly grossed out security personel and the Nurses and Doctors were either laughin' there ass off, or panicing like hell that

"OMG A CRACK ADDICT IS IN MY HOSPITAL!!"

well she was arrested and given a ticket of 385$ and could face 23-42 days in prison if convicted.

And I'm making a song to get back at Kyra. It's going to be titled, "Asian Whore"

It'll be a smash hit!

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From:punkstarangel
Date:September 14th, 2009 10:52 pm (UTC)
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... I WISH AN ARROW WENT RIGHT THROUGH YOUR HALF-WITTED HEAD!

BASTARD
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From:realashketchum
Date:September 15th, 2009 06:45 pm (UTC)
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I WISH AN ARROW HIT YOU IN YOUR PENIS, BITCH!
From:punkstarangel
Date:September 17th, 2009 01:30 am (UTC)
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YOU'RE JUST PISSED BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE

I DON'T HAVE ONE SO SHUT UP!
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From:realashketchum
Date:September 17th, 2009 01:55 am (UTC)
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Hell I got one, you sucked it for 3 hours one time.

And yeah you do, I've touched your downstairs before, there is A BULGE.
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