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It sucks to be Ash! - Journey of a clueless boy.
September 16th, 2009
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It sucks to be Ash!

My days were somewhat pissy. I was in bed until 2 that's when Miku came, and she knows that I was awesome in bed, even in a full body cast! But it was short lived right as she left, Ayumi and Naoki were rushed into the room beside me. SERVE THEM BITCHES RIGHT

So they were in the hospital for some reason I don't give three shits about! And then it was a ho hum day, I slept with Drew, he was very pleasent  to see me and he said that he liked me better in a body cast. he signed my penis..or the part the cast covered.  so then I had a nap and woke up at 4 AM when Naoko was being wheeled in next door, apparently a tree crushed her. But I don't care, Kyra comes into the room, and I throw a vase ather. She catches it, and crushes it with her giant man hands

Kyra: naoko's in trouble stop
Me: I don't care Naoko's a fruit whore, she's a bitch, a grass.

And then I am thrown out the window, with a Kyra screaming, "OHMYGOD". Blam hit the deck, where my body sees Soul is a police car. For some reason, I hear ticking. tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock take a chance you stupid ho. This was at Ayumi!  Oh, so where were we? Yeah, I went into surgery, 13 HOURS! So that means, at 6 I was all ready to go, I'm not that damaged anymore. The sewed my wounds. Ohjoy. And at seven the alarms goes off

"Intruder alert, Intruder alert, Intruder Alert. KYRA AND SOUL" and since I'm Kyra's target the Nurse wheels me away. So I'm on the deck, with a nurse, who has a gun...;_; I really hate you Kyra, you cunt. So I hear the Nurse telling me to be quiet and you know what I hear

"DEACTIVATE THE BOMB" and the looney toon is going "NEVER" 

Please? We want to put you in a foresty retreat no punisment"

"Okay" and the Wacko-Jacko walks forward and BLOOOOOMMMMM EVERYTIHING BLOWS UP. I SEE ELDERS DYING AND SHIT! And I was like. "this is it, Ketchum going to die" But I am saved...by a fat chick in a pear costume. I bounce of her fruit gratitute and land in a nearby pool. 

Thank you, you  Fat  Overripe Homo Fail Fruit, You're Miku's least favorite fruit, and that means you're my enemy.

So yeah, I'm strill in the "new" hospital, which is some crazy cat lady's house. So far, 718 Cats have take a shit on me! I'm pissed. but yeah, Ayumi has a little fanclub, all these kitties are on her.

Which reminds me, when Kyra came over today and I made fun of Ayumi's bandages, Ayumi Body slams me, and Kyra beats the living shit out of me with a muffin/spork 

Naoko gets a fair amount of cats, but none of them shit on her, and finally, jesus  and Naoki he gts cats to molest me ;_;  

Here's a new track from my Rap: Asian Whore

Oh! Oh! Oh!

You obsess over an Asian
who's high in the sky
checking out the ass
of that Hibiki who's mad fly
you're so Epanaese
it makes me cry
You put out for any asian
that's no lie

Chorus:
you're an Asian whore
slut around around for anyone with knowledge of technology
you're an asian whore
watching that shota take his pants off
asian whore
whore around for asians
what kinda sick rascist feitish do you have
you're an asian whore
you you you you cunt!

You watch yaoi
and anime
You're freaking crazy
and you walk away
from any other man
who you're dating
that's not asian
You're so epasnese
it makes me cry
you put out for any azn
that's no lie

repeat chorus

You'll fuck any guy (any guy)
if he cannot drivet
you'll fuck any guy (any guy)
as long as he has funny EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

chorus 2

You think your mad fly
because you have man
with crazy, slanted eyes

 

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From:torinohoshi
Date:September 19th, 2009 11:43 pm (UTC)
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You're a jerk, did you know that?

If Kyra beats you up it's because you're being a moron.

I should kill you for making that song! It's an insult to Kyra and other Asians!!!
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From:realashketchum
Date:September 20th, 2009 02:09 am (UTC)
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You're a twat!

If Kyra beats me up, it's because I laid a finger on her precious man.

Did you figure it out?

I should kill you for being a little shit.

You know you want a piece of this, and I want a piece of you!
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From:torinohoshi
Date:September 20th, 2009 02:11 am (UTC)
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Ew you fag I don't want you!
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From:realashketchum
Date:September 20th, 2009 02:14 am (UTC)
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YEAh, YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS -turns to the side and Air humps-

and notice how you didn't answer the question, "do you knowwho Kyra likes..."

you're a pos, a gay, faggy pos. You want to suck my dick, but you don't. you settle for a three way with Naoki and Hibiki.
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From:torinohoshi
Date:September 20th, 2009 02:23 am (UTC)
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WHAT THE HELL YOU TRANNY
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From:realashketchum
Date:September 20th, 2009 02:30 am (UTC)
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I"M NOT THE TRANNY, YOU'RE IN A DRESS -takes pictures-

AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION, YOU FAGGY POS.
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From:torinohoshi
Date:September 21st, 2009 10:56 pm (UTC)
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What question?

See you're taking pics of me?! FAAAAAAG
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From:realashketchum
Date:September 22nd, 2009 12:31 am (UTC)
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do you know who kyra likes?

YEAH FOR BLACKMAIL CAUSE U TEH FAG.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
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