Writer's Block: Superbowl madness or sadness? - Journey of a clueless boy.
Writer's Block: Superbowl madness or sadness?|
If you're in the U.S., will you watch all or part of the Superbowl? Do you have a favorite team? If you're not American, what do you think about Superbowl Sunday?
I will not watch the super bowl. I am too busy being a gary-stu and being awesomer than they could ever be. If I do watch a part of the superbowl, it'll be the half time show, because I should be preforming, and I'll just lol at the fail bands humping the mic on the stage while horny sixteen year old nerds show off their vags with braces. I am a rap artist, and I just kick-ass altogether. Enimem, Lil Gay'ne, Drake, and all of the other RAPISTS can suck it dry!
My favorite team is the Ketchups!! They are awesome, and just damn raw. They are much better than any football team, because it is just me. I sleep with all the groupies too, it's just a good way to keep the condiment stand going. Ayumi, Kyra, Naoko and hell, even a a little of the treefucker soul. It's a shame the other matoi males cannot get laid like I do.
Maybe they should take up a sport that isn't ballet? Pos faggots.
Since I was made in japan, but americanized by faggots who suck at dubbing, the super bowl sucks. Way to break plumbing by elephant stampeding down the hall BECAUSE YOU ARE WATCHING A BUNCH OF FAGG
OTS WRESTLE OVER A MOTHERFUCKING BALL. You wish that was you, and you weren't eating cheetos until your wife leaves you for a high school student on your recliner chair in your worn out underwear cause you can't afford shit with your home-equity loan, asshole.
I am the best, everyone should watch me and not the superbowl
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No way in fucking hell did I ever sleep with you. Lol, you're so out of it, your ego must have been working double time to conjure out this shit. And I bet wth your ego worked, it wasn't nearly enough as your brain.
the more you deny it the more it happened. Jew.
The irony here is so thick not even your dildo could penetrate it. You know, since that's the only thing you're able to fuck, especially with your chipmunk penis :B
What the hell Ketchum?! There is no way I would sleep with you!
Stop sucking too much helium it's going to your head you idiot.
Are you kidding me?! When we were together, I tapped you more than my grandma: Jazmine Ketchum, tapped the dance floor. She was a professional tap dancer!! It's really a shame that Drew uke'd better than you.
I'll stop sucking on helium, when you stop sucking my cock
You're such a jerk, Ass Ketchum!
you're such a stained tampon, Ajewmi Kuawabitcha.
You're such a retarded ass wipe, Ass Ketchup.
your mom left you cause you used all of her pads, slutcunt
What's with you and remarks about mothers?! Are you that angry that your mother doesn't breast feed you anymore?!
well, your mothers are all pitiful for not aborting such people like yourselves.
Nope, you're just butthurt that your mother wouldn't breastfed you, and let a raggy old mop feed you
AT LEAST WE HAVE FATHERS... or had...
YOU'RE SUCH A IDIOT I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE EVEN TRAVELING WITH US ANYMORE IF YOU THINK YOU'RE SO AMAZING
BUT DON'T DRAG OUR PARENTS INTO THIS! IT'S NOT LIKE WE TALK ABOUT YOUR MOTHER WHOSE HAVING SEX WITH PROFESSOR OAK!
yep, you're an orphan cause god pitied your parents for looking at such ugly.
BECAUSE, SLAVERY IS NOT ILLEGAL YET, DUMB HO!
....you lie!! ;;
Ask anyone and they'll tell you the same shit, dumbass.
Slavery is between you and your stupid hoes.
Okay, I'll ask myself....OHHHHH LOOOK THEY DIDN'T.
By stupid hoes do you mean you? You were a stupid ho, and you can rejoin the club for a little fee. hehe.
At least these rappers have sense unlike you. Or maybe you can become Kanye's lover so your egos can fuck each other of shame.
As much as it's sad that you're getting "laid", at least you can die of every STD you caught shithead.
So sad that you talk about common sense when you were born out of an idiot choice, "IT'S OKAY!! I'LL USE A CONDOM!!!" Dumb bitches made a mistake another time after that. Kanye west is too much of a one trick pony for me. He only gave me head, that's it. And he never interupted another speech.
I just got paid, so I"m getting laid. And relax, unlike your dumb momma I USED A CONDOM.
SHUT UP YOU ONE STAR TRITE!
THE ONLY MONEY YOU'RE GETTING IS FROM THAT BANK YOU ROBBED JACKASS
I'm not a one star trite, my album just hit the 3 platinum mark. Fangirls will even buy my shit!!
I'M GETTING MONEY FROM YOUR MOM TOO. SHE'S MY BITCH
HOLD IT YOU TRANNY! DON'T TALK TO HIBIKI LIKE THAT!
Stop being such a moron.
You're one to talk for being a tranny. You have a chick's name, and loose-wizard sleeve std vagina.
Your name's the shit we walk over when your house is burnt. Good comparsion don't you think?
your mom's the bitch I fuck before your dad hits her because she has a lot semen in her bed. Then he blames it on you because we're friends, so you don't get dinner.
Good comparison, Nyeah?
YOU BASTARD HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS! *cries*
ASH FUCKING KETCHUM!!! I AM GOING TO WHIP YOUR FUCKNIG ASS SO DRY THAT EVEN CACTUSES WOULD BE DEHYDRATED BY YOUR PRESENCE
-hits, kicks, and beats the shit out of him-
Oh Ash, Americans are quite vulgar but not everyone feasts to watching football. Football is interesting to watch actually because there are many great players. Regardless of that, your team have my support any day~ ♥
Ballet isn't much of a sport but seeing you in tights would be a great show, don't you agree?~ ♥♥
I'll definitely watch you any day, any time~ ♥
Americans are the shit!! I got to bang three girls!! And they didn't get pregnant because of dubbing!! WAZAMM!!
Oh you whore, just go away. I slept with you....a total of 57 times, but still!! NO REASON!! NO REASON!!
Going away would mean I can't see you and we can't have that~
How about we try you again for the 58th time?~ ♥
fine, my place, 8, don't be late.
I'm not american, i'm Bolgarian. I do not think about your Superbowl. But i wanna ask why did they sent me this question, i do not understand american and i dont wanna recieve such question on american, they should translate into Bolgarian. And i dont like it because i dont like to see http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/44
because imho they look like gay afroamericans. I'm not homophob and not racist but i do not love gay afroamericans. They remind me "Черный Властелин".
Yo, yo, Imma let you finish but....
Who the fuck are you? And why did you comment here?
I don't run anything on LJ, but I run the world, cause I'm an awesome pimp!!
And don't dis Black Gays, I know a lot, who will rape your shit up!!
You always were a womanizer/man eater weren't you?
I'm not a slut, I'm the shit.
yeah home bitch!! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
me no good at sport, me spectate it for grass. when me see soft grass, it turn me on so me plant on field and HUMP THUMP BUMP. until me drag away by angry coach.
during last year super bowl, me run onto football field and hump thump bump naked while ball under me. both team tackle me; me in hospital for 8 months.