Have you ever had a crush on another LiveJournal user? If so, did you confess your feelings? What happened?
God, no. All LJ users suck and most likely suck cock, or clits, whichever one makes them gay.
But for Matoi, reasons why everyone is nothing but a slimy sea-slug:
Ayumi- She gets around so much, they wrote the song "99 BOTTLES OF BEAR ON THE WALL" after her. She is honsetly, a fame-whore, and a whore. She'll do anything for a record contract . . . ANYTHING. She sucks more than ED, A highpowered Vaccuum, and Adam Lambert's backup dancers fused together. She would touch herself for lady gaga tickets, and is generally a bitch. No wonder why her mom ran away, Ayumi probably bit her nipples offf, that sea cow. She is generally insane, and if she does not get Hamburgers dipped in sea salt, to fill her sick, canabalistic, needs, she'll rampage so hardcore, that her cock will be shoved up everyone's asses. What a futa hippopotomas. Can you believe i went out with this sick manatee? Even then she had a rod so far up her ass, that rod had a rod going up its ass. After i left her, and banged Shuu so hard that subeta now celebrates that day as its independance day, she ran away with her dildo between her thighs and began to cut herself. That emo rhino.
Naoki- I could never love him, he's too horny. One-night stands plz.
Naoko- She's really young, her plastic surgery makes her look -6. So no thanks.
Kiyoi- there is no way I'll go out with Ayumi's nipple ring. He's so GIRLY, LIKE OMIGAWD. He probably sleeps up her vagina which is why he's always missing. Poor him, gravity sucks. He's a prick too, like a big-ass needle, mr. fucking prick.
Sestuna- OHHH GODDD NOOOO. I would never want that faggot anywhere in my fucking planet. I'll eject him into outer space so he can choke on the semen atmosphere and burn up in the stars, that little kelp-cocksucker. He's just a nusiance, and it's a shame here's no such thing as muzzles. Or else I would pop one on him. Sometimes, he annoys me so much I want him to suck my cock so he can shut up. Dammit Kyra is it that hard to not breast feed him? You egypto-pedo. Oh, and Setsuna, Japan and American rock and have sex a lot while all the other nations are going to be crushed under Ayumi's Man-gina. And Outer Space isn't real, it's just a giant curtain that can suck your V-bag. Your dad is the best man ever for attempting to teach your sorry ass manners, and your mom probably drived herself into a ravine in order to not be with you anymore, js.
Hibiki- No way would I ever date someone that is irrelevant. Or Setsuna's left testicle, shame he applies for both.
Kyra- Setsuna's right testicle, and mom.
Jing- Those Yo Momma Jokes are actually describing this retarded asian.
Soul- The only way soul and i would be canon is if I was about 20 feet taller, and was growing multiple arms with green fuzzy shit that sprouts out of more arms on the original arms. Maybe even have a bird inside of me.